"Chuck Norris doesn't read books; he stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them."
- ChuckNorrisFactsdotcom
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Mwah ha ha ha. See: Shoe bomber. Re: Airline Security.
Seriously it takes me like 2 minutes to scan the headlines for this stuff. No wonder Dave Chapelle freaked out and ran away to freaking Africa. There's a certain existential horror in realizing that there are no possible extremes that anyone can imagine, that someone somewhere hasn't tried. "There are more things in Heavens & Earth" versus "There is nothing new under the Sun." Small minds. Small men. Small gods.
